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bladdershycutiepie: Ok take “oh no I just woke up and I gotta piss” omo But also add“If I stand up too quickly I black out so I just gotta lie here and piss the bed, or get up and collapse. And piss”
*does a pee hold for some fun cute desperation asks and things* **10% are good 90% and grossly sexual or stupidly unrealistic from overly horny people**Sigh
lol Stupid fucker… say that shit in person or on paper. Something that doesn’t leave a digital footprint. Amateur… ^_^
lol Im not sure if he’s horny or he powered up on the wrong kind of shroom.
lol Why can’t I meet cool people like this on Omegle? I just meet giggly teen girls who annoy me or penis. Thats about it… =_=
lol I love how many people dont understand what that term means. They think its synonymous with Serial Killer or something.
lol This is exactly why I almost never reblog or posts these. Lamesauce. Kudos to whomever made this one though.
lol…. Ya. Girls only like compliments from complete strangers or people they want to bone. In case you didn’t know.
lol Men. Ruining romantic moments for 40k years or more. ^_^
lol I bet this has literally happened before or something close to it.
lol This happens to me at work all the time…. too many good looking women walking by or flirting with me over our company messenger. Serious. I’d say 10% of the time I spend at work I have an erection.
lol I hate it when people or TV troll that out. Theres actually a movie coming out this year based entirely on this false premise. Sigh.
lol Little perspective shift for the ladies. So if we make fun of or criticize yer Cosmo… just remember the above. ;)
lol….. Not sure if Im glad thats the worst… or freaked out thats the worst… wtf bro?
lol…
lol That could be either very good or very bad..
lol I don’t know if this is depressing or uplifting.
lol Ya. Tit cash grosses me out too. Whether you’re hot or not.
lol What level of dumb do you have to be to not understand what a safety line is for… or even how it works…
trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned lol
blasianxbri: rxchael: rocmicsandkicks: flatterykills: elevencriminals: NO FLINCH HAHA Kobe has no fucks to give Mamba lmaooo Smh, boy you can’t intimidate the Black Mambaaaaa lol Kobe probably standing there chewing his gum or messing with
the-jackals: gravedust: I hope people have seen this. I dont even know its origin or anything or hell what to really tag it as but I saw it on facebook via a cosplayer page. Its definitely worth the watch What the ungodly fuck
nutellaslave: blank: If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean 👌🏽
giegues: figglypuff: Who would win in a fight? Macho Pichu or Machu Picchu Unstoppable force vs. Immovable object LOL
dettolmami: tsunamiwavesurfing: stealthyspice: tsunamiwavesurfing: this why my girl can’t have no social media bruh i swear all girls do on the internet is look for dick or dick prints or niggas that’s allergic to shirts all boys do is surf for
2srooky: bleeding-art: weloveshortvideos: Dinosaur in the hood scare prank Did old boy SQUARE UP? He’s a real Ride or die. Lol NOT ONLY DID HE SQUARE UP HE PUSHED HIS FRIENDS BACK BRUH HE IS READY TO DIE FOR HIS FRIENDS
ratchettea:breadbowling:when u remember the water cycle exists and ocean water could be zayn’s piss or sweat or spitYou need to find every religion that exists and convert to all of them.
tubesock: blazeduptequilamonster:tubesock: pumpkinmcqueen:Don’t cheat and lie bruhcheat and lie, but try not to leave evidence behind or get caught* Or how about STICK WITH THE PERSON YOU HAVE AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
lucidnee: grapejellyking: woodmeat: lucidnee: californyay: lucidnee:bein called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh bein called trap queen or the baddest female by the right person is like heaven tbh susan you don’t even kno what
genderdragon: thepaperplaneofexistence: do you ever think that maybe when you pull out your cell phone ghosts from other eras get real interested and just stare at you as you text people, or watch you use your laptop or sighs wistfully as you shower
biglawbear: tinker-tdc: iraffiruse: Average Life Goals Applebees is a bit high-class for this post. I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial
babytrapdaddy: pettylifepresident: kngshxt: nasty-mf: Birdman in his feelings this morning on the Breakfast Club lol poutin’ like a baby lmaooooo this nigga came in for 2 minutes to cry and left 😂😂😂 Lmmfaooooo “y'all finished or y'all
be-blackstar: didi-is-spiffy: kittenfossils: rudegyalchina: let-them-eat-vag: poeticslave: cunthc: Say it again, Cole. Money talks $$$$$$$$$$$$ is it him or his brother that’s the racist? His brother but I mean he’s a white sooo lol
oneoakdutch: assvna: deehenn: imninm: absolutely It really be like that tho Y'all out here really being this pshyco? It’s never that deep. just stay mad at home or something lol. y'all think y'all bad until you meet a bitch worse than you and
expect-the-greatest: 50shadesofdope: 1996-2006: 2pacschild: who is this nigga uh typical atlanta nigga. Hes literally on my street lol… and this is a typical Atlanta nigga, notice nobody in the background stopped, looked twice or even flinched
jeniphyer: vile-black-bile: jeniphyer: The Carters win Halloween 2016 Why does Blue look so done with the shenanigans? 😂 I can never tell if she’s having fun with them or is she completely over them lol
yellisse: theprojectsprodigy: My co-worker: would you rather takes 3 inches off of your height or 3 inches off of your dick? Me: My nigga you basically asking me would I rather be 5'10 or have no dick. My co-worker: 💀💀💀😭😭😭⚰️⚰️
anafenza: humming-bird-moth: discoursestorm: connyhascontrol: I’m kinkshaming all of Germany Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts” Dicke means Fat or Thick this post only gets worse Super Thickman’s Thick
ravenclaw-alumni-of-98: the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos: illkim: when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them. You could finish him or finish him Yahoo paid 1.1 billion
endowe: ellocoocho: endowe: 11-11-1992: endowe: does anyone else listen when their neighbors be having sex? I’ve done it before Its exciting af lol I listen to the guests having sex at my job 🙋🏾♂️ I was about to ask where tf you
clarknokent: arabwife: pro tip: if u feel like u have to be a watered down or ‘less intense’ version of urself when interacting w/ someone - they do not deserve u. Sorry grandma, you gotta go. ^^^^lol. I don’t think that was the intent but
caesarzepples: veawile: the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are Amy. Lol Eggr. Or Eggorry. Eww.
or-noir-blanc-de-luxe: thehighpriestofreverseracism: autohaste: I can’t with her “rip mufasa” 😂😂😂
peanutbuttercookiedough: electricchill: scootsenshi: Do men like to nut in women because of like nature?Is it like a natural hormonal want to spread your seed in a place it could grow or like a risk thing?Or like does it physically feel the best?And
bite-my-titty: msg2theworld: angelic-red: itskyalenotkyle: Getting. It THE LIL UZI SHOULDER THOUGH!😂😂😂 My guy prolly got bout 6 slices of red velvet or strawberry cake up in em, because I KNOW they cooked! 😂 You already know! lol
isadorenoir: whenyougetrightdowntoit: womanbecomescow: God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT We’re talking about phussy now? (Or charging porssy?)
laughingskeleton: “So do you make an opening for him?”“Ultron.”“From what I know of human copulation, that seems to be how it works. Or do you just…let him…get that stuff all over?”“Ultron.”“Or your mouth? Ugh, that’s disgusting.
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blueklectic: NO THE FUCK YALL DONT OR ELSE YOU WOULDNT HAVE ENDED THE DAMN SHOW TO MAKE ROOM FOR SILLY SHIT LIKE THAT DAMN WHITE GIRL SUICIDE NONSENSE OR THAT FUCKIN BOY DRAWING PENISES OR WILL SMITH’S LIGHT BRIGHT MOVIE THAT AINT NOBODY WATCH BITCH
thedezgyrl: I use to be a man? “If you start itching or burning.. I have cream the Dr gave me…” Lol
lol so i almost bumped into my ex literally (and legitamately, i was looking down to change the song on my ipod). we both turned into a corner and almost ran into each other… i ddnt see his face to see if he was disgusted or something… but i did
one-of-the-legends: off topic but really idk how the spirit of the hero manages to do it all really idk no matter if he’s 10, 17, or 19 of whatever age he is if i saw this or this or this or this or this shit or this or this or this WITH
Something about white girl’s man lol I have to admit some are pretty sexy but I can’t see them as sexy for too long lmao get me? Like they always say or do some stupid shit to cancel it out
Why would anyone even use the size of someone’s body part in an attempt to degrade them. Like your cock is so small or ass or breasts or whatever. First of all who the fuck cares, what does it matter. Second of all size is relative, what’s
